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Robert Preston Morris is an American former televangelist and pastor who founded Gateway Church, a megachurch in Southlake, Texas, in 2000. He served as senior pastor at the church until 2024, when he resigned after being publicly accused of sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl in the 1980s. In March 2025, he was indicted on five counts of lewd or indecent acts with a child.
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